I can tell my friends how much a douchebag you are, but I still love you.


this is why i love that show.

(via morganbreier)





“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

(via sleeplessjenna)


5th grade

friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD

Why must people be such assholes?


fooooreeeeeeveeeeer.

fooooreeeeeeveeeeer.

(via callmeh0peless-n0tromantic)